Archive for January, 2010

Christina Ricci is Rob Pattinson’s new girl

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Christina Ricci sexy pics

Yup, that’s right. Wednesday Addams is with Edward Cullen now. Oh I mean, Christina Ricci and Robert Pattinson teams up for the movie “Bel Ami” along with Uma Thurman. Now I don’t know what the movie is about, but I do hope that our former teen star would strip down and go nasty and kinky in there. But that better be not a horror or vampire movie, because I’m dead tired of those kind of crap.

Christina Ricci sexy pics

I like Christina better in movies where there are nude and sex scenes. Yeah, like her role in Black Snake Moan where she played a young nymphomaniac. Boy, did she deliver in that movie; it made me believe she’s really a nympho in real life. And how she flaunted her hot nubile body in that flick was amazingly arousing. I’m definitely looking forward for more Christina Ricci nudes. More, please?

Christina Ricci sexy pics

Jessica Simpson settles for a Pumpkin

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Jessica Simpson in sexy lingerie

Jessica Simpson must be pretty devastated to find out that just after five months since Tomy Romo dumped her, the Dallas quarterback is now already engaged to his girlfriend, former Miss Missouri Candice Crawford. Aside from taking revenge in eating all the food in her fridge, Jessica also resorted to singing her pain away, with a Pumpkin. A Smashing Pumpkin, that is. Jessica Simpson recently tweeted pics of her recording in a studio with Billy Corgan, and even said of Billy via her Twitter, “He braids my prayers.

Jessica Simpson side boob

So this all means one thing, Jessica’s brokenhearted upon hearing of her ex’s engagement, that’s why she took refuge in Billy Corgan’s music. Or cock. Whichever Jessica needs. Of course, after eating her way out of depression, she needed an exercise to keep her weight down. And only Billy Corgan’s cock is up and ready for her, so she settled for it. And so they made beautiful music together.

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Britney Spears bf might be cheating on her

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Britney Spears pics

Watch out. Britney Spears might dye her hair black again. And then shave it in public. Well, I said that because reports came out that the former teen pop star‘s new boyfriend and agent Jason Trawick was caught getting busy with another chick that’s not Britney.

Britney Spears pics

Of course, we remember what happened to Britney a few years ago. She started with her hair and fucked it up, then began to spread her pussy in various events, and ended up getting as fat as Mariah Carey. In short, she went crazy. Or to put it in a nice way, she had a nervous breakdown. All because her ex-husband Kevin Federline cheated on her and eventually left her.

Britney Spears pics

Could all of those happen again? Most likely, yes. Though Britney’s sober now from all the shocking scandals she did a few years ago, including a blowjob tape, we should know better that the pop star’s mind isn’t exactly stable. So we better hope that the rumors of infidelity of her boyfriend isn’t true. Or hope it is true, if you want more Britney Spears mayhem this year!

Hayden Panettiere’s unresolved daddy issues

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Hayden Panettiere with new bf

I’m just guessing here, but I think Heroes star Hayden Panettiere‘s obsession with much older men roots down to her unresolved daddy issues. That, or she’s really a 30 year-old lady trapped in a little girl’s body.

Hayden Panettiere with new bf

Okay seriously. We get it. Hayden likes older men. And she once again proved that when she was seen celebrating the New Year flirting and canoodling with Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko. I don’t know how old that man really is, but he sure looks old and tough enough for us not to mess with him. He looks like he can turn me into dust so I’d rather stay away.

Hayden Panettiere with new bf

Anyway, they were spotted hanging out in Miami. And Hayden looked hot in a pink bikini, showing off her nubile body to her new boyfriend and to the paparazzis snapping a few shots. And she just knows how to flaunt her goodies. Will you look at that ass.

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Ali Lohan in a bikini

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Ali Lohan bikini pics

Ali Lohan is looking extremely hot! Yeah, you can say that she’s looking too hot for her fresh age of 16. She was spotted spending the first days of the new year with her sister Lindsay Lohan in St. Barths, in a sexy black bikini top.

Ali Lohan in a bikini

I don’t know but there’s something about Ali that creeps me out a bit, and it’s not because I know she’s just 16. I can fantasize about her all night long, and that’s not a crime right? Well, anyway, she’s a bit off to me. The closest reason I can get is because she’s Lindsay Lohan’s sister, and we all know how scary Lindsay sometimes is.

Ali Lohan with Lindsay

Though we don’t want her to screw up like her sister, we also hope at the same time that she does something vulgar once in a while, hopefully when she turns 18. But not date a lesbian. A leaked nude pic scandal will do. Or better yet, a sextape. Yeah, like her sister’s. Cool.